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Jimmy Kimmel’s Revenge: He’s Effing Ben Affleck
Telling girlfriend Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon that “this is for you,” Jimmy Kimmel got his revenge on the two for their “I’m Effing Matt Damon” video last month. How’d he do that? Why, by effing Ben Affleck, of course. He also upped the ante with many guests helping him celebrate his new relationship, including [...]
Violet Affleck: The Natural
I know a lot of people give Jennifer Garner shit about dressing schlubby and hauling Violet around all over creation and not being called an attention whore. And by a lot of people I mean me. But, I have to say–schlubby or not, at least Violet Affleck looks like a kid and not some Abercrombie [...]
Best Mother/Daughter Duo: Jen Garner And Violet Affleck
Contrived? Possibly. Pre-planned? At least sometimes, I’m sure. Excessive? Bitch, please. However, I will give Jennifer Garner this: she always looks like she enjoys being with Violet and looks the Mommy part (to see the exact opposite, just google any image of Katie Holmes and Suri). She’s got the stroller and the diaper bag and [...]
Violet Affleck: Oh, The Indignities
Violet: “When are we going back to L.A. so I can stop wearing these ridiculous hats?” Jen: “No! You don’t like your hat? I picked it out special for you. My Violet-Wiolet wooks so cutey-wootey as a wittle doggie.” Violet: “Not the baby talk again. I thought we agreed that wasn’t necessary anymore.”
Jennifer Garner Brings The House Down
I have to admit I was very doubtful that Jennifer Garner would actually be able to hold her own against Kevin Kline in her Broadway debut in “Cyrano de Bergerac.” Nothing against Jen, but running around on Alias in wigs and miniskirts does not an actress make. However, apparently I was wrong–at least according to [...]
Ben Affleck Blames Jennifer Lopez For His Failures
Ok, that’s a slight exaggeration–though, personally, I could totally get behind it, as I blame her for killing my Affleck love. I mean, she destroyed it. I can still remember my “he’s dead to me” speech I would haul out anytime anyone mentioned his name. I know, I’m pathetic.
I Love Kevin Smith
I was looking at some photos this morning and saw that Kevin Smith attended the premiere of “SuperBad” last night. And, just like that, it brought back all my Kevin Smith love. I just think he’s a really, really funny and cool guy–for a multitude of reasons. Or at least ten: TOP TEN REASONS I [...]
Ben Affleck Is A Nice Guy
Back in the day I used to love Ben Affleck. I didn’t care that he made goofy movies like “Armageddon” and that his acting wasn’t always the best–there was just something about him I liked. And he was da bomb in Phantoms… Then came “Bennifer.” That two-headed beast that not only started the trend of [...]
Jennifer Garner: Punch Drunk Love
Jennifer Garner loves, loves, LOVES her baby daughter Violet and is shouting it from the rooftops. And she loves, loves, LOVES watching hubby Ben Affleck and Violet interact. And friend Reese Witherspoon (they totally make sense as friends, don’t they? I have the same basic reaction to both of them: they’re just sort of…there. I [...]
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