Tag archive for ‘Brad’
Brangelina Back In The U.S. of A.
Does the air feel different to you? It does to me; I feel a slight shift in the atmosphere, which can mean only one thing…Brangelina are back in the States, baby! Or at least Angie and Maddox are–I’m sure one of the tabs will have a story any second about how Brad and the three [...]
Jennifer Aniston “Casually” Wants You To Remember Her
It’s been about 3 weeks since Jennifer Aniston pulled a trifecta and conveniently was spied dining with a new “mystery man”, had the “mystery man” identified as model Paul Sculfor, then denied he was her boyfriend. So you know what that means: time to have unnamed friends remind US Weekly that she’s still seeing him, [...]
Maddox Jolie-Pitt Gets a Lift
Exercising his rights as Numero Uno Son, Maddox Jolie-Pitt decided he didn’t feel like doing something so pedestrian and common as walking into school…so he had Daddy Brad airlift him there. I like that kid. He always looks as if he’s calculating something behind that smirk of his–like, “Ok, sure, ‘nother bro or sis, fine. [...]
Angelina Jolie Gets Adopted By a Think Tank
Saint Angelina is large and in charge and don’t you forget it! Not only is she an Oscar-winning actress, a mother, a UN Goodwill Ambassador, and the sexiest woman alive (EVER), now she’s a member of the Council on Foreign Relations–which is a big, freaking deal, apparently. Jolie’s nomination was approved and she now joins [...]
Gold Love Letters and More Babies For Brangelina
Another day, another Brangelina adoption story. On the plus side, it’s not a marriage or break-up story. On the negative, another baby so soon? Please let this be bogus. I mean, I’m sure they’ll be adding to the brood sooner rather than later, but Pax is still under his 90-day warranty and they have movies [...]
Pax Jolie’s Name Change
About a month after she filed papers to add “Pitt” to Pax’s name, it’s official: for the second time in a couple months, the little boy has a new name: Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt. That should be the last name change–at least let’s hope. Still no word on whether Brad will officially adopt the child (no [...]
Brangelina Wedding Rumor, Part Who The Hell Knows
I almost wish Brad and Angelina would get married, if only to stop the constant rumors that they’re going to. I’m so weary of them, as I don’t believe for a second that the sexiest couple (EVER) will ever (EVER) make it legal. The latest shit comes courtesy of “Grazia” magazine and not only claims [...]
The Jolie-Pitts and Polish Paps Don’t Mix
A couple of Polish paparazzo were detained by police for allegedly climbing a wall at Brangelina‘s rented house to try and get photos of the little Jolie-Pitts. Geez, desperate much? It’s not like we never see pics of those kids, so why the “Mission Impossible” style antics? For shame, paparazzi, for shame. Meanwhile, Brad played [...]
Brad the Dad and Little Madd
Brad took Maddox to school in Prague today. Look at the size of that backpack! I think he’s got Pax, Zahara and Shiloh in there. And, damn, did Brad look this good when he was with Jennifer Aniston? I think she sucked all the hotness out of him and it only regenerated itself after he [...]
Why Brangelina Will Always Trump Tomkat
These two couples have collectively gotten more tabloid coverage than any two couples in the past few years. Both have been the subject of all sorts of rumors–from silent births to extramarital affairs to some sort of new fangled version of mail-order brides. Both absolutely have their share of critics and yet…how come everything that [...]
Brad to Jen: I Want You Back
Life & Style is reporting that Brad Pitt is so sick and tired of Angelina Jolie that he wants to get back together with his ex-whiner wife, Jennifer Aniston. He told Jen this when he broke down and phoned her on April 10th, pouring out his poor, saddened, two-time sexiest man alive heart and saying [...]
Angelina is Brad’s “Supergirl”
Oooh, I wonder if that means she prances around in a cape. Brad looks like he’d be into role-playing. But, no, that’s not what he meant (or so he says). He was actually in the middle of a bitchfest with a reporter for the UK’s The Daily Mail and just let loose on how the [...]
Sweaty Men Love Angelina
In a poll conducted by the Right Guard Good Sport Index, Angelina Jolie was the clear winner in the “Women Who Make You Sweat” category. Receiving over 27% of the over 1,000 votes in the poll of men over the age of 18, Jolie was pits and shoulders above runners-up Jessica Alba (17%), Beyonce Knowles [...]
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