Tag archive for ‘Britney’
Trainwrecks make strange bedfellows – so to speak, that is. I’m not suggesting there’s anything of the romantic nature going on between Britney and Mel Gibson, because–ewww! He’s married and about 30 years older than her. Plus, he’s got like 45 kids and Brit can’t even handle the two she has. No, nothing shady going [...]
Trainwrecks make strange bedfellows – so to speak, that is. I’m not suggesting there’s anything of the romantic nature going on between Britney and Mel Gibson, because–ewww! He’s married and about 30 years older than her. Plus, he’s got like 45 kids and Brit can’t even handle the two she has.
Tonight’s the night for Britney’s second “How I Met Your Mother” appearance and there’s already talk she’ll be back for more. The show’s creator, Craig Thomas, tells The Hollywood Reporter that her second appearance was written in a way to leave open the possibility that, yes, she will return.
It was a busy day yesterday at Camp Britney, y’all! She got money and a job. For most people, that’s called Monday, but when you’ve been on the edge of a total breakdown for over a year (sigh…remember the good, old days before she shaved her head, played musical chairs with rehab, wielded a deadly [...]
Britney’s momma may not be getting a reality show, but she’s not letting Dina Lohan totally take over the mantle of stage mother from Hell. After all, she did put Britney on the self-destruction path long before Lindsay came along, so fair is fair. In this case, it means Lynne Spears is going to be [...]
In what can only be described as shocking news, Amy Winehouse was arrested in Norway on Thursday for marijuana possession. I know–I can hardly believe it. She’s so wholesome and all. Authorities arrested Winehouse and her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, and a member of their touring party after they found .25 ounces of pot in their [...]
TMZ is reporting that Britney has had her visitation rights with her kids suspended. And she was doing so well… The action reads: “Petitioner’s (Britney’s) visitation with the minor children is suspended pending Petitioner’s compliance with the court orders.” Ah, yes, the court orders. You know, those pesky things she was supposed to do so [...]
Britney took time out of her busy schedule of eating fast food to turn herself in to the Van Nuys Police for her two charges of driving without a California license and hit-and-run. “At around 9:25 this evening, Ms. Spears turned herself in to the Van Nuys Jail for booking. This was by court order, [...]
Or at least what she says she wants today. All bets are off the first time an overnight visit with her boo-boos interferes with her clubbing/coochie-flashin’ schedule.
Here it is, the long-awaited comeback video by Brit Brit. And it doesn’t disappoint: it’s as bad as I hoped it would be. I actually watched it with the sound off, as I couldn’t bear to listen to the song again, but it really just made the video all the more amusing. I think my [...]
Question: Does a pork-stupid moron like Brit Brit consider it a victory or defeat that she was denied retaining custody of her boo-boos yesterday but got monitored visitation? Tough call, as I, unlike her, actually have a working cerebellum and can clearly see the problem, yet her? Not so much. Dumb as a stone, that [...]
Wow, let’s give Brit Brit a big round of applause. Why? Because she finally got her California Driver’s License. Sure, you’re supposed to do that within 10 days of moving to the state and she’s been here about 8 years, but she was busy, y’all. Goin’ to the DMV and taking a written test–you know [...]
TMZ has found out exactly why Britney had to hand over her boo-boos to K-Fed yesterday. The short answer is what didn’t she do. But, to be more exact, she: