Tag archive for ‘Britney’
George Clooney: Where Did My Love Go?
I don’t know what’s wrong. Maybe it’s the change of seasons. Maybe it’s because it’s quiet today (side note: too quiet, if you know what I mean. I sense something big is going to happen. Don’t ask me what; could be another spectacular Britney meltdown, could be Tom Cruise declaring himself ruler of the world [...]
It’s Finally Happened: Britney’s Losing Custody
She’s finally pushed it too far. The partying, the rehabbing, the head-shaving she skated through, but the latest–charges of hit-and-run and driving without a license–seem to have pushed even the L.A. celebrity-drenched court system to its limit. That’s right: Brit Brit is, “until further notice,” losing custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. She has [...]
Britney’s Bodyguard Tells All
Last week, Brit’s ex-bodyguard submitted a written testimony in the Spederline spawn custody case–testimony that resulted, at least in part, of Spears being required to take twice-weekly drug tests. Now, in the grand tradition of employees who aren’t asked to sign non-disclosure agreements, Tony Baretto is telling his story to News of the World–and it’s [...]
Britney Loses Her Lawyer
Brit Brit just can’t seem to catch a break. TMZ is reporting that her lawyer, Laura Wasser, has submitted legal papers to formally withdraw as Spears’ lawyer. Supposedly Brit’s new hack is some high-powered (naturally) attorney named Marci Levine.
Britney: Don’t Call It A Comeback
So I’m sitting here trying to think of something nice to say about Brit Brit’s big “comeback” performance on the VMAs. Er…um…heh…oh, I know! The picture was in focus. Hmmm, wait…all things considered that might not be a good thing. Yes, Britney didn’t flake out and bail on MTV, but she might have been better [...]
Nicole Richie Has Boobs! And a Belly!
Look at Nicole Richie! She actually looks really, really great. It’s amazing what a few pounds and a pregnancy will do for a girl. I’m pretty impressed with the cleavage she’s got. She’s looked like a pre-pubescent boy for so long now it’s almost shocking to realize she is a woman. And the baby is [...]
Someone Save Britney’s Babies!
US Weekly really must hate Britney. Because this cover? They might as well scream “Game On!,” as I don’t believe for one minute anyone there is truly concerned for the Spederline spawn.
Britney and K-Fed: It’s Officially Over, Y’All
The “storybook” romance of Brit Brit and her sperm donor came to an official end on Monday when an L.A. Superior Court judge signed their divorce papers. And now, a moment of silence.
Britney Spears: Slap Happy
Britney Spears and her mother engaged in a slapfest over Brit Brit’s kids last month and that’s what caused Britney to want to cut Lynne out of her life. The trouble began when Momma Spears showed up at Brit’s house demanding to see her grandchildren. “Lynne barged into the house and insisted on taking the [...]
K-Fed Won’t Sign Britney’s Divorce Papers
Oooh, this has the potential to be juicy! K-Fed has refused to sign the couple’s final divorce papers because he’s worried about her recent behavior. And when Kevin Federline, not the most stable person in the universe, is the one worried about someone else’s behavior what does THAT say? He thinks Brit’s a big cuckoo! [...]
Britney Spears: Drivin’ is Hard, Y’all!
Britney Spears was pulled over by Beverly Hills cops on Friday night for speeding. On the bright side, she didn’t have a small child propped up on her lap. On the down side, she was let off without being cited. Down side for me, as the story is more hilarious had they ticketed her, made [...]
Britney Spears Gets Skinny, Y’All
Britney’s been out of rehab now for a few weeks and still…no stories of crazy antics, drunken mishaps or the shaving of various body parts. I’m kind of disappointed. Instead, girlfriend’s been focusing on getting in shape. Right, because nothing packs on the pounds like the booze. Sad, but true. So not only are you [...]
Daddy Spears: “Britney Was Out of Control”
Wow, there’s a newsflash. I’m gonna file that one under “no shit.” However, it is amusing, as there’s not much better than familial celebrity in-fighting. I guess when your daughter bitches and complains about how it’s not her fault that she’s a disaster, rather her family’s? Yeah, it’s on. Jamie Spears, in a letter to [...]
Entries (RSS)