Tag archive for ‘K-Fed’
It was a busy day yesterday at Camp Britney, y’all! She got money and a job. For most people, that’s called Monday, but when you’ve been on the edge of a total breakdown for over a year (sigh…remember the good, old days before she shaved her head, played musical chairs with rehab, wielded a deadly [...]
Britney’s momma may not be getting a reality show, but she’s not letting Dina Lohan totally take over the mantle of stage mother from Hell. After all, she did put Britney on the self-destruction path long before Lindsay came along, so fair is fair. In this case, it means Lynne Spears is going to be [...]
I guess Brit Brit finally figured out that she was going to have to comply with the court-ordered parenting classes if she had a hope in the world of getting her boo-boos back. Yes, it’s true–yesterday Spears showed up at the Beverly Hills Hotel for a “Parenting Without Conflict” class. Even better, K-Fed was apparently [...]
Question: Does a pork-stupid moron like Brit Brit consider it a victory or defeat that she was denied retaining custody of her boo-boos yesterday but got monitored visitation? Tough call, as I, unlike her, actually have a working cerebellum and can clearly see the problem, yet her? Not so much. Dumb as a stone, that [...]
While Britney lackluster-ly wandered around stage at the VMAs on Sunday night, her ex was doing his best to, yet again, look like the better parent to their two kids. Not that that’s proving all that difficult, but does she have to make it so easy on him.
Brit Brit is having a bad week. No, month. Er, better make that year. As if the whole rehab/head-shaving/custody battle with Fed-Ex wasn’t enough, now she’s allegedly being investigated for child abuse. There was an unscheduled hearing today in L.A. with Brit’s lawyer, K-Fed’s lawyer, and a lawyer assigned by the dependency court and that [...]
Just when I was starting to think Kevin Federline’s only talents were makin’ babies and handing out subpoenas comes word that Britney’s baby daddy is going to be guest-starring on that icon of television greatness, “One Tree Hill.”
Kevin Federline isn’t kidding around with this custody fight against Britney. In the past week he’s served Spears’ bodyguard, ex-assistant, and friend, Alli Sims, with subpoenas and now? Well, now Promises Rehab Center got one, too.
Britney Spears, with son Jayden James in tow, headed out to dinner at Monday night. Say something nice, say something nice… Hey, at least she’s WEARING underpants! Cheesy, trailer-park, purple polka-dotted ones, but given we’ve all seen the alternative, I’ll take it, I guess.
Don’t mess with Kevin Federline, y’all. I don’t know if Britney realized that when she married the sperm donor, but he’s really serious about getting full custody of his kids and proving she’s a bad mom. Eh, or he could just be out for a bigger payday–could go either way.
Well, he finally did it. What you knew and I knew and the guy living in a van down by the river knew he’d do: Kevin Federline filed court papers today seeking primary custody of his kids with Britney. It’s a sad and scary world when K-Fed seems to be the better choice, isn’t it?
The “storybook” romance of Brit Brit and her sperm donor came to an official end on Monday when an L.A. Superior Court judge signed their divorce papers. And now, a moment of silence.
I guess since K-Fed won’t sign her legal papers, she’s got to have something to do. Brit-Brit has decided to serve her mother, Lynne, with a lawyer’s letter asking her to stay away from Sean Preston and Jayden James if she’s taking any medications that would “impair” her. Pot, kettle, black, Brit. The relationship has [...]