Tag archive for ‘Suri’
Is Tom Cruise Just Misunderstood?
So, I’m sitting here enjoying a lovely snack of graham crackers and Diet Canada Dry ginger ale (don’t know it til you’ve tried it–I’m telling you, it’s delicious!) and I started thinking: am I too hard on Tom Cruise? I mean, I’ve heard some stories that portray him as a nice enough person. Um there [...]
Best Mother/Daughter Duo: Jen Garner And Violet Affleck
Contrived? Possibly. Pre-planned? At least sometimes, I’m sure. Excessive? Bitch, please. However, I will give Jennifer Garner this: she always looks like she enjoys being with Violet and looks the Mommy part (to see the exact opposite, just google any image of Katie Holmes and Suri). She’s got the stroller and the diaper bag and [...]
Tom Cruise: In Like a Lamb
Maverick was in London last night for the first of his many “Lions for Lambs” premieres. He walked the red carpet solo, leaving Suri–who has clearly negotiated days off in her contract–and his future ex-wife…somewhere. Who knows where–probably cold storage. Regardless, doesn’t Tommy look handsome? So dapper and debonaire and…no, sorry, I just can’t do [...]
Katie Holmes And Suri: Another Day, Another Photo Op
Katie: “Suri, see that camera over there? Smile your cutest three-year-old, er, I mean eighteen-month-old smile for it. ‘Daddy’s’ counting on you.” Suri: “Who? Oh, you mean the short guy with the womanly hips? Yeah, he’s weird.” Katie: “I know…but he pays the bills. Now, sm…oh, screw it, I don’t care. All I wanted to [...]
Katie Holmes: Not Pregnant Yet Again
God, I am so tired of this zombie-so very, very tired. Every week it’s some ridiculous story–most of them, no doubt, planted by her people in order to keep the public thinking she actually matters. This week it’s the supposed shitstorm the future ex-Mrs. Cruise caused by wearing the above dress. Allegedly it had “bloggers [...]
Suri Cruise To Her Parents: “You’re Not The Boss Of Me”
I’ve got to hand it to US Weekly. They have a way of writing a story that makes it appears mostly positive…and then they throw in the sucker punch. The latest case-in-point is this week’s cover story on the amazing life of the amazing Suri Cruise. Sure, at first glance the cover is all about [...]
This Is Your Life, Tom Cruise
Remember that book about Maverick that Andrew Morton was supposedly writing? Remember all the whispers that this book might just have the reason behind his 2005 pre-emptive “I’m in love with this amazing woman which makes me totally heterosexual!” campaign? Well, guess what? The book is FINALLY going to be seeing the light of day [...]
Katie Holmes Flees Berlin
You know what I miss? The days when women dressed in formal wear to fly. Now that was a time, wasn’t it? Oh, wait…there was NEVER a time when red carpet, designer dresses equated to sitting on a plane for hours. Unless you’re Katie Holmes, apparently. Because this is what she was spotted wearing, in [...]
Katie Holmes Is Such A Happy Person
It’s nice to know some things never change: I’ll never have hair that doesn’t require a flat iron, taxes will always have to be paid, and Katie Holmes will always sport her trademark clueless/stunned/miserable look. I mean, what does this woman have to be so glum about? Besides the whole “oh, sweet Xenu, was the [...]
Katie Holmes Remembers She Has Parents
Those people on the right hand side of the first photo? Katie Holmes‘ parents. I know, I know–you thought Tom had created his future ex-wife out of one of his ribs, but no, she really DOES have a family out there. Even more shocking, they were actually invited (well, unless they just showed up; let’s [...]
Nicole Kidman Dishes
Nicole Kidman is Vanity Fair’s October cover girl and gives what is being billed as “her most revealing interview ever.” Or maybe it’s “EVAH!” Whatever it takes to sell magazines, I guess. The cover is, er…interesting. Obviously airbrushed to kingdom come (but, please, they all are), but what’s with the naval-esque uniform and the flashing [...]
Tomkat Has Separate Bedrooms? There’s a Shock!
Star Magazine (as reported on DListed by the wonderful Michael) has a story this week about Tom Cruise and his future ex-wife’s sleeping arrangements. Apparently, the two have separate bedrooms in their 90210 mansion and plan to keep that going even when they move to their even BIGGER house later this year. “Of course they [...]
Jennifer Garner: Same Old, Same Old
Jennifer Garner, doing what she does practically every day: walking around Brentwood with Violet. There’s nothing really wrong with it, it’s just a little, well, dull. Which is as good a word as any to sum up Mrs. Affleck. Still, I’ll say this: she seems to enjoy motherhood and Violet seems very happy. I’d much [...]
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